Personal

• Brief bio (how to contact me, etc.)
• My company, ArdenTex, Inc.
• My LinkedIn profile
• My Facebook profile
• Hey, I’m in the iPhone!
• Past email addresses
• My résumé and other professional info.

Emissions

• My occasionally updated blog
• Some cheat sheets
• Scala for Jarheads: Presentation on Scala, given by Brian Clapper and Mark Chadwick, at the Philadelphia Area Java Users’ Group meeting, April 21, 2009.
• Character Sets, Encodings, Java and Other Headaches: A presentation I gave to the Philadelphia Area Java Users’ Group on December 2, 2009.
• Free software I’ve written

Miscellaneous self-indulgent tripe

• Some of my cartoons
• Clinton and the Intern: A Haiku Series
• More Unabomber Haikus
• Odd Jobs
• Why We Hated Titanic
• Birds we see on our property
• A spam poem

Gratuitous Links

• Only because I’m not a fan of Rick Santorum